Currently, I am on Skype with a young Aussie vegan who believes in economic anarchism and has a propensity for stabbing himself accidently every time he gets near a chefs knife.
Archive for December, 2009
Rain Checks and Rainy Days
Posted in Hmmmm, tagged anarchism, aussie, Jewish, rain check, twenty somethings, vegan on 28/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Silent Night
Posted in Hmmmm, tagged Christmas, dating, expectations, farmer, hickies, holidays, kiss, loneliness, new years eve, peruvian, sexual orientation, worst kiss on 26/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Eventually, he made the move to kiss me. It was the single worst kiss of my entire life. I honestly mopped my face off after and got up and, if my memory serves me correctly, never spoke to him again.
Fantastic Mr. HUH and How Not to be an Internet Dating Douchebag
Posted in Amateurs, Hmmmm, Lessons, tagged best in show, body dysmorphia, brazilian wax, charlie brown, deliverence, Douche Bag, handmade invite, InDesign, new years eve, peruvian, Photoshop, sexy, south park on 25/12/2009 | 1 Comment »
He’s clever, attractive and interesting but his girl skills are bordering on Charlie Brown meets Stan from South Park. I don’t know if he has an upset stomach or if he’s gonna throw up on me.
