I may look Anthropologie meets Brooklyn to your Hot Topic meets your Uncle Pete’s closet but I have dirty secrets and piercing scars that you can’t see. Don’t judge books. Sometimes the ordinary ones, have the richest ingredients and the strongest verbal left hooks.
Archive for February, 2010
Dude, Fat Guys Should NOT Wear Stretch Skinny Jeans
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Anthropologie, Brooklyn, dignitaries, dominatrix, dyke, goth, hardcore, Hot Topic, industrial, John Peel, piercing, pricks, Punk, reebok, skinny jeans, street cred, tea, The Damned, Throbbing Gristle on 24/02/2010 | 1 Comment »
Scions Are NOT Made For Lovin’
Posted in Hmmmm, making out, Uncategorized, tagged beach, Brooklyn, cocktail, comedy, divorce, duct tape, jewish cock, making out, poetry, rental car, scion, speeding, theatre, zipcar on 23/02/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Yes, I do at some point maneuver a hand grab so I can have an idea of what I am dealing with. Apparently, much to my happy findings, the Catholic Polish have a thing or two in common with the nice Jewish boys I have known.
They Talk Good Games…
Posted in Amateurs, making out, Young Ones, tagged 4 year olds, beach, Brooklyn, cuddle, ex-wives, Hot Fuzz, Hulu, Royal Tenenbaums, Shaun of the Dead, Simon Pegg, Spaced, Wes Anderson on 22/02/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Perhaps men lose their skills once puberty hits? This 4-year-old has it all figured out though. I’d date him, if I was 30 years younger.