Food poisoning might get me a rain check, telling him that I am dead sick at some other date’s house, wearing said other date’s clothes and not moving anytime soon due to the sheer amount of alcohol I consumed the night prior, that would NOT get me a rain check.
Archive for March, 2010
Please Proceed 50 yards And Then Turn Left
Posted in Hmmmm, How Many Dates Now?, tagged 3rd base, Brooklyn, brothers, Buddhist, divorce, gps, Haagen Daaz, lesbian, making out, nudity, teenagers, The Notebook on 16/03/2010 | Leave a Comment »
The last month has been interesting. Healing, in a lot of ways. Frustrating, in others. Trying to navigate the waters of this man’s personal river of separation, children, soon to be ex wife, and issues surrounding relationships and sex has been unlike anything I have experienced.
The Recipe, as promised
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Lastly, the third reason is this email I received tonight from one of the men on a dating site I subscribe to: “My job is to make you HAPPY babe all the time.. cuz If I had the letters “HRT”, I can add “EA” to get a “HEART” or a “U” and get “HURT”. But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.”
