If either of these boys want booty, they gotta work for it and jump through hoops, cause I’m not gonna be so easy anymore, damn it. Sigh, even if it means that I end up so sexually frustrated that I develop carpal tunnel from masturbating.
Archive for June, 2010
World Cup Madness and I’m NOT Scoring!
Posted in Hmmmm, Medical Disclosures, tagged 2002, bradley cooper, Europe, garlic, good fuck, hummus, married sex, period, raincheck, ralph fiennes, typography, world cup on 27/06/2010 | Leave a Comment »
I hate feeling forced to play games, but jesus christ, a girl may like you to buy her a nice dinner, but a girl also likes a good fuck too. maybe I need to make myself a little less available.
