“Dude, this is OKCupid, not some improvisational tell-us-about-yourself team-building game. There are rules here. You can’t just hijack a question and only tangentially answer it. The one word from your response that belongs here is “sushi,” and given that you live in the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia, I can’t imagine that the sushi you’ve been eating is very good.”
Archive for February, 2012
Sometimes it takes a second set of eyes….
Posted in LMFAO, tagged inspectingcupid.tumblr.com, virginia on 13/02/2012 | 4 Comments »
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Posted in LMFAO, WTF!!!, tagged crazy odds, Somerville on 10/02/2012 | 2 Comments »
Those are the odds of sitting across from someone who has been reading my blog for 2 years, whose own blog I have read and commented on as well.
So behind in my posting…
Posted in 2 for 1 (2 dates in 1 day), LMFAO, Out with Friends, WTF!!!, tagged bad jokes, boring dates, married canadians, slavic, tacky pick up lines, virginia on 09/02/2012 | Leave a Comment »
That’s it right now. The prospects aren’t good. I’ve got some morons who can’t spell…
“Hi georgious.hope to know u and read from u soon…..”
That barely has me keeping my clothes on. Damn!
“We’re you caught speeding lately?
Cause you have got FINE written all over you…”
Oh my god, so fucking witty. I’m ready and primed for you now! Really?! Does this work on some women?
