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“Tonight, we raise Satan, but first… nibbles”

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“Dude, this is OKCupid, not some improvisational tell-us-about-yourself team-building game. There are rules here. You can’t just hijack a question and only tangentially answer it. The one word from your response that belongs here is “sushi,” and given that you live in the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia, I can’t imagine that the sushi you’ve been eating is very good.”

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Those are the odds of sitting across from someone who has been reading my blog for 2 years, whose own blog I have read and commented on as well.

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