The only truthful negatives to car sex? Upholstery burn on my knee, a bruised nipple and arm. Are these wounds a fair trade for hot sex with my Spaniard? Always. Viva Espana!
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Deuteronomy 32:33 – Intoxicating wine is like the poison of serpents, the cruel venom of asps.
Posted in 2 for 1 (2 dates in 1 day), Food Worth Mentioning, Hmmmm, LMFAO, making out, Out with Friends, tagged aspirin, beer, bradley cooper, brunch, charity event, chicken tikka masala, Deuteronomy, drama, exhibitionist, expensive dinner, expresso vodka, Father's Day, first gay kiss, Four Seasons, Frankie Valli, fuck, gay for pay, gay nightclub, hangover, hardcore gay porn, Hi-Definition, new friends, Oh' What a Night, philanthropy, pinot noir, ralph fiennes, sex, sexting, surprise birthday party, Tandoori Lamb Kabobs, throwing up, typography, vodka, volunteer, vomiting, whiskey on 22/06/2010 | Leave a Comment »
I had asked if he had ever been cock curious and he said no, not really. There had been a fleeting consideration marked by quick dismissal back in high school. The guy? One of his friends here tonight. That friend gets told the story and then suddenly I turn to see them kissing. Ten minutes later everyone is on the dance floor except for T.G. and I. We are leaning against the bar and suddenly he looks at me strange and says, we should go, now. Officially wasted.
Is THIS What I Have to Look Forward too?
Posted in Extreme Naughtiness, Hmmmm, making out, music, tagged arctic monkeys, black hole, bloody mary, bruises, chairlift, fishnets, florescent adolescent, tabasco on 18/06/2010 | Leave a Comment »
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
