I straddled him in the car and we kissed for 10 more minutes before we said goodnight. Really, I was a lesbian for 12 years? Who is this boy? He’s killing me slowly but super friggin’ fantastically.
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70′s Sexploitation and Smooches
Posted in Hmmmm, making out, Nice Gifts, tagged bday, birthday, Boise, bookstore, Bronx Zoo, Brooklyn, Charlotte, disasters, french fries, Get it on, kissing, lesbian, M&M's, making out, mapquest, Marvin Gaye, moules frites, mussels, nyc, pda, Peanut M&M's, sexploitation on 02/03/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Days of Wine and Roses
Posted in Extreme Naughtiness, Hmmmm, making out, Nice Gifts, Young Ones, tagged brazilian wax, down tempo, espresso, exhibitionist, frustrated, kimono micro thin condoms, mahler, Michel Cluizel, morcheeba, NPR, Rilke, sex, skype, This American Life, trip hop, voyeur, webcam on 31/01/2010 | Leave a Comment »
He wants to wait a little longer. AAACK! I am wearing one article of clothing, sprawled out with mussed up hair, looking at him in shock and disbelief through sexually charged eyes and thinking he might be kidding. He might start laughing at any moment and just take me. But he doesn’t, and I whimper, and we continue to make out for a while but some of the sheen is gone.
Heath Ledger’s Average Looking Cousin
Posted in Dating Site IM'ing, First Dates, Hmmmm, Nice Gifts, tagged blueberry soda, brunch, chai, coffee, dad, Dalai Lama, fireman, google, googlechat, heath ledger, lawyer, lost, musician, oops, parent, poutine, sweetness, Tibetan on 25/01/2010 | 1 Comment »
Now, the amusing and uh oh moment comes when I realize AFTER I asked him if he wants to have brunch with me, that I don’t know which guy this is. I panic. I am looking through all the dating sites I use for an email that correlates to his screen name on googlechat. AACK. I have no idea.
