He may not be what I was originally looking for, but sometimes the thing you didn’t think was great on the hanger, looks better than the rest when it’s wrapped around your body at night.
Posts Tagged ‘condoms’
Italian Ice and the Appearance of Autumn
Posted in Reasons to be Thankful, Reflection and Insights, Uncategorized, tagged autumn, Billy Idol, condoms, emotional vulnerability, great sex, intimacy, italian ice, naps, OkCupid, risks, Snookie, truth, typography on 12/09/2010 | 2 Comments »
Gatorade and Sex Hangovers
Posted in Hmmmm, Lessons, Medical Disclosures, tagged condoms, electrolytes, gatorade, safe sex, sex hangover, the pill, vitamin water on 31/08/2010 | Leave a Comment »
“How can you be sure that you aren’t pregnant, we should do tests” . Hmm, until two clits rubbing together can spontaneously create the magic of childbirth… highly unlikely. Jesus Christ