Does one tell a girl, who has just professed their love for then and asked them to commit to a more solid relationship, that she should definitely straddle their cock, IF they don’t want to continue sleeping with them and seeing them? Maybe he has a dissociative disorder and each personality has their own relationship with me.
Posts Tagged ‘dating’
Tick-Tock
Posted in Argh This Man is DRIVING Me Crazy!!, WTF!!!, tagged boyfriend, cock, confusion, cowgirl, dating, full body massage, girl on top, Love, meeting the parents, NaNoWriMo, relationships, sex, straddle, type geek, typography, woman on top on 16/11/2010 | 2 Comments »
Silent Night
Posted in Hmmmm, tagged Christmas, dating, expectations, farmer, hickies, holidays, kiss, loneliness, new years eve, peruvian, sexual orientation, worst kiss on 26/12/2009 | Leave a Comment »
Eventually, he made the move to kiss me. It was the single worst kiss of my entire life. I honestly mopped my face off after and got up and, if my memory serves me correctly, never spoke to him again.
A Good Fuck or a Good Cry
Posted in Medical Disclosures, tagged cry, dating, emotional, fuck, horny, jewish penis, lesbian, period, sex on 21/12/2009 | 1 Comment »
The tally today is… number of time I wanted to touch myself – 5, number of times I cried during random bits of random songs -6. Neurotic and weepy wins the race over horny. Excellent, not really.
